Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Some days it is better to laugh : )

Going to take advantage of getting one more "easy" point and helping us to laugh while we keep exercising.

Diet Rules for No-Loss-Dieters
• If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

• If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.

• When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.

• Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife while making a sandwich.

• Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate.
NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.

• Cookie pieces contain no fat — the process of breaking causes fat leakage.

And... "Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets."


Dani Joy said...

These are hilarious Joy! thanks so much for the laugh.

I am going to exercise with my hubby tonight. we had company and missed my normal exercise time so Joseph said he would work out with me tonight.

Dani Joy

Shane and Kristy Davis said...

So funny! I need the humor =)

Larry R. Carlisle said...

Thanks Joy, these are very funny! :-)